As Dr Seuss says oh the things you will see

Well my freinds this is a crazy and screwed up world we live in . And as i spend my working life as a long haul driver i get to see a side of the world most of you cant see. I see all the citys in North America from the back side. Not the pretty side you see on tv but the real city hiding in the back streets and industrial parks. The true underbelly of the place what i like to call the swub. That means the soft white underbelly. So come along and see our world and the many characters that are hiding in plain site on your highways and roads. my fellow drivers and the supporting staff that keeps them going.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Rain And Truck stops

Well what I have to say today may make you a little queasy but you need to know. Most people don't see the good in an afternoon rain shower. But as a truck driver i have a little different slant on it. I see it as a great thing its mother nature flushing the urinal. Yes you read that right the URINAL. It seems that some drivers are much to exhausted to walk all the way to the truck stop so urinating around and on their trucks is the order of the day. It is like a pack of wild dogs marking their territory. So granted on a 30 degrees day the lot does smell some thing terrible. Its just a thought but if they walked inside to do their business do you think they might walk off some of the excess weight? And when it rains you need a good down pour to wash the lot clean not a sprinkle that only reconstitutes the pee and that is worse. So my fellow drivers lets stop acting like wild wolves marking our manly territory. Walk your lazy ass inside and use the fancy porcelain urinal the truck stop installed and then don't forget to wash your hands. You pigs!

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